Mr. President and the Farmer's Daughter
Big Dub'ya and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Dub'ya told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners of the pig what had happened.
About 1 hour later Dub'ya sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?", asked the President.
"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.
"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Dub'ya.
The driver replies, "I'm Big Dub'ya's driver, and I just killed the pig."
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To: Smiley Fri, 10 Sep 1999 23:28:28 EDT From: Dpol

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