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I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle |
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Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. My owners' mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. |
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PMAco975seSandyBv Editor's Note: This one is for Andy and David. :-) |
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Editor's Note: So, of course, David
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I chase the quick fox. Come back, you lousy varmint! Oh, it's just my tail. Warning! Get up, Man! I'm sure I heard a robber. Or maybe nothing. Oh, the nifty smell. I could chew this all day long. Huh? What are "good shoes"? Behold! my cold nose. I think I'll shove it right here. Gosh, you sure jump high. Why do you shake hands? If you want to greet someone, 'Gotta smell their butt. Eat, sleep, play, poop, drool. A dog's work is never done. Eat, sleep, play, poop, drool. That steak sure smells good. I only want a little. Look! I've learned to "Sit!" Drank so much water That I had to urinate. Now, I want some more. Oh! Your boss is here! My wagging tail spills his drink. Then I hump his leg. Let's go for a "walk": You stand there freezing your butt While I sniff some bush. I have lots of fur. Twice a year, I shed the stuff All over your floor. |
To: Doug Thurs, 5
April 2001 From: Anonymous
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