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1. According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies
soon, but her husband wants her to wait awhile. Why? PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town. |
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2. Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's
The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen? CHARLEY WEAVER: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question. |
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3. What are "dual-purpose cattle" good for that other cattle aren't? PAUL LYNDE: They give milk...and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies. |
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4. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? PAUL LYNDE: Who told you about my elephant? |
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5. James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now
he says it was "one of the best things I ever did. What was it? MARTY ALLEN: Rhonda Fleming. |
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6. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually
seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? CHARLEY WEAVER: His feet. |
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7. Before a cow will give you any milk, she has to have something very important.
What? PAUL LYNDE: An engagement ring. |
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8. According to Robert Mitchum, one thing has ruined more actors than drinking.
What? CHARLEY WEAVER: Not drinking. |
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9. When the Lone Ranger finished with a case, he left something behind. What? PAUL LYNDE: A masked baby. |
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10. True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by running toward
them at full speed, then high-jumping over them. CHARLEY WEAVER: This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests. |
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11. You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki . Why? PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride. |
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12. If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it. |
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13. Do female frogs croak? PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water. |
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14. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? DON KNOTTS: That's what's been keeping me awake. |
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15. True or false: Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do
in their pajamas. PAUL LYNDE: Yes. We call them winos. |
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16. According to the World Book, is it okay to freeze your persimmons? PAUL LYNDE: No. You should dress warmly. |
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17. According to psychologists, when a child begins to get curious about sex, what
is the one question he will most ask his mommy and daddy? PAUL LYNDE: Where can I get some? |
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To: Doug, Thursday,
19 October 2000 From: Dean
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